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October 2, 2015
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I Slept with the community mattress

STAR, there was this girl in my community, who was basically the community mattress. Every man sleep wid har, but she gwaan like she nice.

One a me friend dem get a 'sleep' on the mattress, if you know what I mean, and him tell me say it nice! So, me decide say me want a sleep, too.

One day me see har, so me ask fi har number. She did hesitate at first, but me lyrics har and she give it to me. We start talk pon the phone and me invite har ova me yard.

One man

When she come the first day, she tell me say a one man she have and she no plan fi give him bun, but me drop Kranuim song pan har, weh say, "Nobody nuh haffi know say me and you a touch."

The next time she come ova me yard we kiss (looking back at it, me shouldn't kiss har because me not even know where her mouth has been!). On the following visit, me ask her fi a 'sleep', but she say no, so mi just start play wid har in the right way until she give in.

A di best 'sleep' me eva get! Me nah lie, it was good. The next day me see one a me bredrin and decide fi tell him about it. When mi tell him wah di girl name, him start act strange.

Him run go in a nearby bar, buy a Dragon and drink it off, then him ask me if me sure say a that girl me sleep wid. So me tell him, "yes."

The man mek me know say a him girlfriend, who has been telling him that she is a virgin all through out dem relationship. Him also tell mi say a him send her to school.

Mi frighten you see! Mi tell him say a lie she a tell because mi and nuff a me friend dem get a touch offa her.

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