Back in the days when mi did inna fifth form, me did a talk to one a di hottest gyal a school, but we neva do 'di things' yet. When me start ask her fi 'it', she say she will give me if me buy har a Razr phone. Inna dem time deh, a the Razr phone did a run di place, enuh. If you nuh have that you nah say nothing!

Me not even did have Razr fi miself, but me determine fi give her one so she can buss me pan 'di thing'.

So me call me father a farin an tell him say me a go need some new textbooks and a new pair a shoes fi school. That wasn't a lie because me did need dem fi true, but as me get the money, me tek it buy Razr fi the gyal.

When me father ask fi see the things wah me buy, me take picture a me fren dem book and shoes send go give him and him believe seh a mine dem.

But the thing is, all now me no get di 'thing' from di gyal! She tell me say she decide fi wait till marriage fi have sex. To how me did fool, me believe har, and a long after me realise say is a con me get.

I guess that was karma biting me because of di lie me tell me father.

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