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Awright on to di mix-up dem.

I have a cousin who recently got fired from her job for sleeping with a married man. Raga, she works in a school and was messing with one of her student's parent. Raga, dem all go pon vacation. She was at the school telling every one she is leaving and the wife hear say dem leave together. Raga, de wife went and complain to the principal, while dem de pon dem nice vacation. De principal talk to her raga, but I guess the sort out so good she couldn't ease off the man raga. Story come to bump when the wife trail de man to her house and wait pon him fi come out. Raga, she knock pon de door and argument develop. De wife never do nothing more than go back to the school and the principal fire her.

De husband all leave the wife house. Now she have no job but I guess she a de main woman now.

Pastor Con Man

Raga, my friend met this man in November after he preached at a church event. They started dating and he said he could not "sort her out" until they wed, because he was a Christian. She is a devoted Christian.

After a short period of three months, they wed in a small intimate wedding to which none of his relatives attended and only a few of hers. Well, well, well...after a month of bliss the truth comes out, which I suspected from the beginning. No marriage certificate was ever filed and the pastor that marry them was a friend of his. Just a friend and not a man of the cloth! Him not even tell her him real name. No real name, not even the one he claims currently. How do I know? Because he owes back child support under him real name and his licence is suspended!

It gets even better, the house the new 'bogus wife' a pay for, because he is broker than a church mouse. She cannot go there per his instructions! Why? His next woman lives there!

He moved into her nice house in a gated community. He said his apartment cannot be let go because he does not want to be fined for breaking his lease.

She is an educated devoted Christian who do not listen to secular music or attend those events so he picked the right one. She have her money and her job. She has been married prior but widowed.

Raga, I searched and he is an ex-convict charged for grand larceny. He is nasty.

Well, he is now trying to shame her into staying by stating a 'real woman would stay and fight because the bible say so' and told her they will marry for real this time as soon as his family comes from Jamaica. My question is who is supporting his family, while they are here and who file for them, if that is the case?

She is really shy but a good person. She does not deserve it.

Fake marriage certificate, fake name, and using Jesus as a bargaining chip dutty man!

I think the plan was to get married and get his hands on the money and dip quickly, but his plans were spoiled when she found the two drivers licence and started to ask questions. She is still not asking the right questions, plus living without a man for a while might be playing a part in her considering reconciliation with him.

Awright, a leggomentz ya now. Sen mi unu mix-up dem at ragashanti@ragashanti.com

Nex Thursday mi fahwud. An rememba doan lef unu head back cayliss.

Do Road!