Dear Pastor,

I have a girlfriend who is living abroad. We have been in a relationship for three months and since that time she has been telling me that she is coming to Jamaica to see me but the time has not come. My phone is destroyed and she said that she would replace it. Everything I want to tell her I have to first say it to her sister and rely on her sister to tell her. She said she was going to send the money so I could get to buy the phone, but she changed her mind. She says that she loves me and I have caused her to fall in love with me.

Do you think this girl really loves me?

Beggar

Dear Beggar,

Three months of friendship is not enough time to determine whether a woman loves you. In fact, this woman should leave you and have nothing to do with you because you are showing your true colours. The relationship is over three months old and already you are begging her for a cell phone and behaving like a child. You are showing signs that you would live off a woman. Go get a job and go back to school.

Pastor