Yagga Yagga Yaaaa!!! Wa a gwaan peeps. Shout out to mi Tambourine Fambily an all a mi Mixup linky-linky. An bless up to all a mi Ragashanti Live listeners pon di Ragashanti App an pon Tambourine Radio ova www.tambourineradio.com Bless up unu self str8!

On to di mix-up dem:

Raga, mi wah dun this nasty gal weh mi call mi matey, but shi a nuh matey shi a bate. Dutty gal yuh breed fi mi husband, think seh him wud a leave mi! But non-stop hole gal yu coming like bee hives bout yu wah be ride and die chick. Gal, go find yuh self a mannn caz it don't loooook good. Yuh pop dung like long time line. Mi don't like yu!

A Bun Har Man Wid Him fren

Raga, a family member who attend a prominent university is involved with the professor. Raga, the professor paid her way tru the university. They go to private villas and the whole runnings. Now she getting jealous of this man whenever other students go around him!

And, Raga, can yu believe she told this man she single? And only if he knows this girl good-good man is the prof best drinking buddie who is a lawyer!

It's sad, I encourage her to get out of the situation caz somebody gonna get hurt. But har ears shut, caz the money sweet.

Restaurant Mix-up

Raga, mi use to work inna one restaurant in Queens. A whole heap a mix-up use to gwan on the job, but I'm gonna try tobe short as possible. Raga, de husband look everybody, workers and customers. He is mostly interested in young girls though. Him used to carry him woman demcome sort out inna de little piece a office. Every time a worker bust on him and tell his wife him fire them. Anyhow, he was trying to fire this particular female because he figured out that she was taking news to his wife. The wife didn't want to fire her but news was going on back and forth.

nearly dead

The female decided that she is not gonna take the blame for nothing, so one night she told the wife to put her phone on speaker so that he could hear everything from her mouth.

The female then told de wife how de husband was looking her and a lot more tings. Raga, this part mek mi laugh til mi nearly dead ... defemale tell de wife how him sort out one of her friend and she sey him nuh have no use because as him turn her back way and wine two time him cum in a minute. Raga, mi hear sey de wife sey to de female, "mi believe you because a de same thing happen with me!!" DWL!

A Tek Har Granny Man

Hi Raga, me still ignorant fe me granny wey mash me up wid a 2x4 an lef me wid a big scar. When me did dey a Jamaica a guh high school, mi did guh tek one a me granny young boy wey she did spen pon. Raga, di bwoy wicked inno. Me granny gi him a gold chain and him gimmie fi wear. Me granny see it an pick up di rake. She nuh mek me nuh wiser. De woman come lay wait me outta mi school gate, an guh buck up pon di man a wait pon me inna car!

Raga, lick wudda kill me!! Crowd line up a school gate and a bagga things! An Raga, yuh know say the dutty boy just drive off neatly.

Yuh see yuh granny, me still a pree you.Yuh likkle ole woman wey did a tek di young boy dem and neva waa gimmie a buss.