Dear Pastor,

I hear people say that women tie men in stew peas and other foods, and in different ways. I heard about a man who tied his woman but let me tell you, pastor, I have a man and he used to have other women before me but the treatment I give him - by helping him with the bills and taking care of his children - he has stayed with me. I give him plenty of sex when he asks for it. I keep him clean. I treat him in a clean and kind way and this man has been sticking with me.

When his first woman saw him, she started to try to get back to him but he did not pay her any attention. She cursed me out and told me that I have tied this man to me but, pastor, it is just my heart and my natural love that I have given to him. These are the things that have tied us together until now.

Lover

Dear Lover,

You are not saying that you have not tied this man, but you have done so in a very clean and loving way. I suppose that other women can learn from what you have done. I will say no more.

Pastor