I don't believe in abortion. I know a woman who got pregnant while her husband was on trial for manslaughter. He was convicted and she contemplated having an abortion. I used the Bible to convince her not to do so, so she did not. She left the area in which she was living, and 10 years later I met her on the street and she introduced me to her son and said to him, "This lady is the reason you are alive."

Anti-Abortionist

Dear Anti-Abortionist,

Congrats, your missionary efforts paid off.

Pastor