"This column is a no-judgement zone where mi jus talk mi mind and give mi advice!"

Boy: Pssst baby, mi ago rock yu worl.

You'll be number 3 outta all ah mi gurl

Like concrete, mi ago put yu body unda construction ...

Me: Ahmm, yu couldn't handle me even if I came wid instructions!

Too many bwoy not enuff man!

Ladies, if unnu hear mi loud and clear, shub up unnu han! Mi tyad ah dem! Mi want a dutty repellent fi dem! Dem ya grey-tone boys who swear seh dem ah man! Just because you're an adult doesn't mean that you're a man, it means that you're a male!

To be a man is to be a king, to be a king yuh kno how fi govern yu ting!

Governance means di amount of material tings or woman yu have, is not the measure of you as a man. When you fall, you get back up. When you mess up, yu can seh yu wrong, and is only wid a queen your heart belong! If yu nuh ave dem quality ere News Flash! You're a boy! Not a man!

Sick and tired of boys posing as men, mi haffi laugh, it has become quite entertaining actually to see the daily games being played among boys. Who get di most stripe fi conquer a certain amount ah catty, how much girl yu breed, and doan bizniz bout yuh yout.

How much Glock yuh have compared to a nex man, how much blood yu spill, to how di tank pan yu Range fill. The list of crap continues.

Nuff ah unnu have unnu values all twisted and wrong, it's like a bird incapable of singing a song. It jus nuh mek nuh sense! Running away from telling the truth to a woman that you love her, while walking towards a woman who you have no intention of staying with! Feeling like a god based on the treasures you have that can be easily taken from you, to disowning the very same thing you help create which is a mini-you. Boys are so common, men are so rare, and I write this article because I care to say the things that many think but to say they won't dare. Realise that time isn't yours to own, it's only a loan. A loan for you to spend wisely and govern your life, a life that is fitting for a king because to be anything less would be an unfortunate sin!

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