Position: hol' up yuh ... and cock up yuh bottom,/ hol' on pan di bed head an hol' on strong!/ Screamin' an' moanin' yuh tink she a storm!'

This song was made popular by Terror Fabulous and it's the tune we think about when we get asked what our favourite position is.

I was thinking about it recently and wondered if persons were still doing the traditional sex positions like missionary, doggy style, wheel barrow, etc. So I decided to ask the question last Wednesday night on my radio show, DR SEXY LIVE, aired on Nationwide 90FM Mondays to Fridays, 10 p.m. to 2 a.m.

What are some of the new, creative positions that persons are trying during sex?

Some of the responses that the callers gave were expected, but I must say, I was not at all prepared for some. Suffice it to say, I was happy and impressed that the individuals were thinking outside the box and having fun with each other, which is the purpose of being intimate anyway. So here are some of the more hi-tech, digital-age, new millennium positions I was advised of:

Earthquake Drill - Stand in the doorjamb and pretend there is an earthquake. No matter what during your sexy fun, you must always be shaking - as if in an earthquake - and you must remain in the doorjamb.

Nah Look Lick - The female partner bends over in the doggy style position and the male surprises her with oral stimulation from behind.

Half Pan Bed, Half Pan Floor, Cotch Pan Di Dresser and She Scream For More - This position I think explains itself, so I will not elaborate.

Grillin' Spida - If there is a metal grille on the window in the room where the sexy fun is happening, the female partner can climb up on the grille and her partner joins her for some high-flying fun. (Make sure the bed is close by in case you both fall.)

Boom Shakalaka - The male partner is seated and the female straddles him but with her back facing him. She leans over until she's touching the floor with her hands and wraps her legs around his waist while he penetrates her.

Barrell Stew - Both partners getting busy inside of a barrel that eventually starts rolling (Yes, the barrel from foreign. think of it as recycling.)

Floating Orgasm - This position is done while the female partner is floating in water on her back and her partner is positioned between her legs and well, I'll just say it make waves.

Sour Sop Juice Mixer - This is also of the oral variety, where actual sour sop juice is poured on the vagina after sexy fun and consumed by her partner right from the source.

Wall Art - One partner remains completely still - as if he or she is a statue - while the other partner stimulates him or her. The trick is for the "statue" to remain in character regardless of what is happening.

Deep Freeze - Actually having sexy fun inside of a deep freeze. the position gets very acrobatic in order to fit.

Even with all the new, acrobatic, exciting positions, I must say that I am still a big fan of the missionary position. It's the most intimate and the position where you get to connect on another level with your partner. Whatever position you eventually end up in, remember that sex is nicer when it's pleasurable, so don't break your spine trying to do the 6:30 if all you can manage is 6:15. make it work! Instead, focus on the sensations and the way you feel sharing this very personal and pleasurable experience with your partner. The positions will work themselves out.

Stay sexy!

Send your questions or comments to sexychatwithshelly@gmail.com or Tweet me @drsexylive or Facebook www.facebook.com/ShellyAnnDrSexyWeeks. Tune in to Shelly-Ann Dr. Sexy Weeks on Dr Sexy LIVE on Nationwide 90FM Mondays-Fridays starting at 10 p.m..

Question

Dear Dr Sexy,

Is there something wrong with me? I am not a big fan of lingerie. my girlfriend spends a lot of money buying them, but I honestly prefer to see her in my t-shirt with nothing underneath. What can I do to get more excited about her putting on her pretty lingerie?

Mark, Old Harbour

Dear Mark,

You are not strange at all. There are several men who share your sentiment. Women like lingerie; it makes us feel pretty. Continue to enjoy her the way you do, but also compliment her when she puts on a show for you in her pretty lingerie; and you will be just fine.

Stay sexy!