Dear Pastor,

I have visited your lovely island of Jamaica and I love the people and the food. I visited Jamaica twice. The second trip was more enjoyable than my first. I made the trip with some friends and I had a great time. I made new friends and I spent more money because the girls were all over me.

Jamaican girls are lovely, very sexy and very beautiful. I used to swear that I would never cheat on my wife, but one particular girl stayed under my wings almost every day until I left Jamaica. From the Friday evening to Monday and when I checked, I had spent over US$3,000 on this girl and drinks, etc. On the last night, she had one of her friends join us in a threesome.

I love Jamaica but I have learnt my lesson. I will never return without my wife. The women are nice but I left Jamaica a poorer man.

J.J.

Dear J.J.,

You knew exactly what you were doing and you came back to Jamaica to have fun. You came back to Jamaica not just for food, sea and sun, but also for sex. You spent big money with and on the girls. And you have discovered that sex is not something that you can finish. Prostitutes do know how to make men feel good. They don't have sex for love, they have it for money. I agree with you, whenever you are coming back to Jamaica, bring your wife with you. She will help to keep you straight and keep money in your pocket.

Pastor