Dear Pastor,

From I was 18 I started to have sex. I have had many sex partners. I had sex every week. The only time I didn't have sex is when I was seeing my period. At one time, I found myself having sex with two brothers. One was very romantic and quiet, but the other used to make passionate love. I only saw one of them once per month, but the other was my regular. Both of them helped me with my college work. They were very bright.

When one proposed to me, I had to turn him down because I didn't want the other brother to know that I used to sleep with him. I got married after I went abroad. My husband was a white man. The relationship did not last because I got involved with one of my colleagues.

You may think that I am crazy, but I am not. I love sex, but I don't want to be married again. I don't want to be tied down. By the way, when no man is around, I do enjoy my dildo. I am not asking you for your opinion, I am just telling you about myself.

L.O.

Dear L.O.,

You have always been a bad girl and you are still proud of it. It wasn't that you were smart, you were just cheap. To this very day you continue to fool yourself into believing that you are hot.

I hope the day will come when you will change. I really hope that you will settle down.

Pastor