Dear Pastor

I hope when this letter has reached you, it will find you in the best of health. I am a regular reader of your column. I am a 33-year-old man. I have discovered something special about myself that I would like to share with the world. I have been with many different sizes of women - slim, short, tall, medium and what some people call fat.

A year and a half ago, I was having relationships with two women, a fat one and a slim one. I made a mistake by choosing the slim one over the one who is fat. I can tell any man, if he is searching for true love, find yourself a fat woman. They are kind, nice, loving, caring, jovial and easy to get along with.

I want to get back a fat woman into my life. I have what most women are craving for.

Q.B.

Dear Q.B.,

What is so special about being a womaniser? You have tried them all. That's what you said. How could you have made a mistake not to get married to one of them? Large-size women can be found everywhere, including where you live, so you can always find one.

You say you have what these women want. To tell you the truth, you are nothing but a boaster. You talk like someone who is not very smart. You couldn't be serious in believing heavy women are smarter than slim women. That's not how an intelligent person speaks.

Apart from what you think you have, what do you really have to offer a woman? Perhaps just chat. I wish you well. Next time when you are writing me, let it be because you have a real problem and not because you want to big up yourself

Pastor