Dear Pastor,

I am one of the most unsatisfied wives on the globe. My life is so boring. It is a shame. It has been 31 years of relationship. And if my husband can have sex for two minutes, that is a marathon. I am so frustrated. I am seriously thinking of getting a dildo or another man. I am a Christian.

Please help me.

B.N., Manchester

Dear B.N.,

I hope you will not heed to the temptation of having an affair while you are married. I am sorry to know that your husband is not meeting your sexual needs. I could only assume that he has sought professional help. If he hasn't, he should. Both of you have been together for a long time. Making love should be more enjoyable now than when you were younger because you would have truly learnt the art of love making.

No woman would be pleased to have a man who is not able to perform sexually. Some men have come to realise that when they are suffering from erectile dysfunction all hope is not lost. Your husband needs to go and see an urologist as early as possible. And may I suggest that you accompany him.

In the meantime, you may discuss with him whether he would support you in your purchasing a dildo, and whether he would feel intimidated by it.

Madam, I wish you well. Let me hear from you again.

Pastor