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January 12, 2012
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Gallis cabbie


with Ragashanti

Blessings to all a mi Mix Up linky-linky an mi Tambareen Fambily. An propa respek to all listeners pon Tambareen Radio ova Mix Up Yaad (mixupyaad.com).

Straight to di mix-up:

Taxi Man

Raga, me tek a taxi one day from Spanish Town and di taxi man start put arguments to me. I am not the type of woman who would get involved with a taxi man. I don't have anything against them, they're just not my type. But this guy made me laugh and looked like he really liked me.

We started talking and one thing lead to another and we started sleeping together. After a while, I noticed that this certain schoolgirl would always wait for his taxi and always sat in the front with him. She is about 17 or 18. He and her always talk as if they know each other a long time and looked like they are involved. One day, I asked him if they were together and he said no. I decided to believe him.

I then started to notice that she was checking me out. Probably she was wondering the same thing I wondered about her, which is why she is in the car so much. When we're at the stand together she would give me all these strange looks.

One day while she and I were both in the car waiting for other passengers to get in, she called him to ask him about something at the front of the car. When he came in she asked him if there was something wrong with something that was sticking out under the dashboard on her side. When he went to look, he came in on his side with one of his knee on his seat and bend over to look where she was pointing. After looking he said there was nothing wrong with the thing that was sticking out. But Ragga, before he could leave to continue loading the vehicle, she lift up her school uniform showing all her panty with her private and pointed to a spot on her leg right below her private and asked him why was she feeling a serious pain there! Ragga, him did look surprised and so was I. He laughed a little and said, "How me fi know dat." She then said, "Yuh well an know. Yuh too wicked. Watch me an yuh wen mi hol yuh nex time." Then she laughed and pinched him. He then laughed a little and left the car to continue loading.

After he left, she rubbed the spot on her leg and then held her private, looked pass me at the back glass of the car and said 'aaaii sah.'

Later, I asked him what was all that about and he said that the schoolgirl was just making mischief. He said that he has never done anything with her and that is how some of these girls are nowadays.

Ragga, now I notice she doesn't go in the taxi with me when I'm at the stand. She waits until I ride then she takes the taxi on another trip.

Ragga, do you think he's lying? Is something going on between him and the schoolgirl?

How yuh mean IF something a gwaan between dem. Awright, mi naa nice up nuttin, mi jus a guh tell yuh straight wa a gwaan. Di Likkle gyal wait pon di taxi every day because is har man. An dats why shi ongle ride inna front seat. Next, shi deh wid di man before you an notice seh yuh come eena di pitcha wid him. Shi neva wile you nor him. Shi patiently set di ting neatly an wait until shi can ketch you an him alone inna di taxi. Den shi draw di card bout if something wrong wid di car fi him guh bend ova deh soh. Wen shi lift up har clothes an expose har panty an har private, it wasn't really fi ask him nuh question. It was fi mek YOU know seh him a nuh stranger to har nookie. An wen shi pat har nookie an look back through di rear glass an say 'aaii sah' dat was a message to you saying 'a wa tek yuh miss lady? Yuh nuh see seh a da nookie ya hol di man an yuh can neva get him.' A done di gyal a done yuh! An a him tell har say shi nuh fi ride inna di taxi wid you anymore, cause him nuh waan shi pull anoda stunt like dat again. Or probably him nuh waan shi beat yuh!

An tell mi supm, how yuh fi deh wid di man an nuh have front-seat ratings? Yuh always inna back seat an di schoolgirl deh a front. An wamore yuh waan hear wen shi say "Yuh well an know. Yuh too wicked. Watch me an yuh wen mi hol yuh nex time?" NEX TIME???!!! Sometimes woman gwaan wid a bag a tings fi trick oda woman into leaving dem man, but mi tink in dis case a nuh trick. Mi tink di schoolaz a sort out di bredda long time. Doan fool yuhself, eeda yuh outsmart dem back, drop him, or jus live wid it. But doan fool yuhself.

Reach Ragashanti at mixupraga@gmail.com or PO Box 5866, Liguanea PO, Kingston 6.
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