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September 29, 2011
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Tongue Priority

with Ragashanti

Brap! Brap! Brap!

Wassssuuuuup? Greetings to all members a di Tambareen Fambily an di Mix-up an Blenda massive. An big up to all linky-linky weh listen Tambareen Radio ova Mix Up Yaad (mixupyaad.com) Straight blessings mi seh.

Well, mi get some responses to di mix-up wid di bredda who suspicious bout him wife who nuh waan him guh hospital wen him injure him instrument, but get crazy an run carry him guh hospital wen him barely injure him tongue.

Wifey a Trick Him

Hi Ragashanti, big up. This is a big laugh about the man instrument. The man fool-fool too. From im get hurt de so the first person him should see is a doctor. Becausewifey know, so she have him corner now. Cause when him gone out wifey nuh worry cause she know seh nuh woman nuh want no dead instrument and she tired a it too.

I don't think she like de tonguetoo much she justwant fi give her husband a hard time cause him instrument shot. I hope the husband puttwo an two together and see that the wife trick him big time with the small problem.

Nuff love Raga

Weh yuh a say nuh really mek sense. If him wife did rate him instrument so much, she would want to protect it and not ignore it wen it injured. If she did feel seh him instrument shell dung, why would she be, as you say, 'tired a it too'?

Tongue Priority

Raga, some things a jus priority. As women, wi caan mek anything go wrong wid neither wi man tool nor fi wi sinting. Mi remember one time a man ask mi fi mek him eat toothpaste with so an so. An mi tell him seh no sah!, because dis next to eye, an pon the toothpaste mi si weh it seh 'avoid eye contact'. Raga, if mi back, mi foot or mi head hurt mi, mi buy over the counter, but as the suppen look, feel or smell different, docta, here I come.

Listen nuh doan mek a run up and dung like eediat inna dis. Weh yuh say him did want? Fi eat toothpaste wid dat? Puppa Jeezas!! Da bredda ya well smart. Him a mek sure him nuh haffi brush him teet afta him eat, cause he would already have cleaned him teet wen him did a eat! DWL! A him say fresh mout all di way!!

Pon a nex level, based pon yuh reasoning, it look like yuh a say people are usually more protective of body organs they value most. Then that would mean that yuh a agree wid di husband say him wife actions prove seh shi care bout him tongue more dan him instrument.

House fi Wood Fire

Raga, dis man in a wi area keep on a use board offa him house fi mek fire wen him a cook. Every weh him move weh board him replace it wid cloth.

Dis ya man ya cyaan rightid. Him soon cook weh di whole a him house. Weh him a guh do wen di board done? Jus live unda bare claat? Smaddy betta help him before him kill off himself.

Fambily, mi a cut ya now. Bless up unu self an shell dung di weeken. Yuh zeeeeet!!

Reach Ragashanti at mixup- raga@gmail.com or PO Box 5866, Liguanea PO, Kingston 6.

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