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Shi inna Denial

Raga, mi man go farin fi more than three years now and since him ova deh we only talk seven times. About eight months now me nuh hear from him. What yuh think Raga?

Nuh vex, but a me say keep it real. Hear mi now, there are three main possibilities fi why yuh nuh hear fram yuh man all dis time, is eida him deh a prison an nuh able fi reach yuh, or it might be that he has passed away.

But mi more think is the third option: di man find woman a farin an figet yuh. The main reason why mi say dis is because somebody was aware that yuh sen on yuh mix-up to me and provided me with a critical part a di mix-up weh yuh neva tell mi, which is dat you've been calling yuh man numba an a woman been answering an telling you not to call back cause di man nuh want yuh again! HOW YUH NEVA TELL MI DA PART DEH??!! Yuh same fren who mek mi know wah gwaan say shi been telling yuh say di man lef yuh an dat yuh mus move on, but yuh keep on a say a mus cross di phone lines dem cross an di woman a talk bout a man who different fram your man. Yuh inna DENIAL!! Di man deh a farin a sort out odda woman an yuh deh ya out fi guh Bellevue. Phone lines cyaan cross suh every time yuh call? An it nuh mek sense say yuh did a get him before pon di same line an suddenly yuh stop. An pon top a dat, is not like di woman a tell yuh say is a wrong numba, shi a call yuh man name an a tell yuh say him nuh waan yuh again. How much clearer yuh want it?! Hear mi, yuh naa get fi him plantain again. Is anneda woman a peel him plantain an yuh need fi guh find a betta plantain out ya a Jamaica. Hush yaa putus, a suh it guh, yuh win some an yuh lose some. Nuh mek it mad yuh, dis is a chance fi yuh find an even betta man, but yuh naa guh find happiness elsewhere if yuh nuh open your heart to it. An right now yuh heart close an a wait pon yuh farin plantain weh a dis yuh an doan want yuh. Let him go fram yuh heart putus, an move on to bigga an betta tings. An even if yuh nuh waan BIGGA, mek sure yuh get di BETTA. Let him go, heal, an move on wid yuh life. Bless up!

Threesome Disaster

Hello Raga. When the rain did fall plenty recently my boyfriend and I were in a threesome with one of his friends from abroad. Even though I wanted to do it an I enjoyed it I am now worried because both of them released inside of me. I don't even know why I'm writing you.

You're writing me because, as you stated, you're worried. And you should be.

If you want to be in a threesome that's your choice, but how can you be in such a situation and allow both men to release inside of you? You said your boyfriend's friend is from abroad, so you pretty much don't know anything about his lifestyle, and yet you allowed him to ejaculate in you. An yuh man just as bad too! Mi lose offa him! An mi question jus' how much him value yuh. Because, while I'm not going to judge you all for choosing to participate in a 3sum, he should not have allowed his friend to ejaculate in you, nuh matta how much him rate him fren. CONDOMS!!!!!!

Listen, just pray you don't get pregnant and make sure you never repeat this behavior again. Bless.

Reach Ragashanti at mixupraga@gmail.com or PO Box 5866, Liguanea P.O., Kingston 6.