Dear Pastor,

I know I am not impotent. I don't have that problem. I can take care of any woman in bed very well and passionately. I eat good food and I exercise twice a week. I take care of my body and I can service any woman very well in bed. I can give any beautiful woman good loving until she swells.

I drink roots, eat fish and goat-head soups. I can give any woman a run for their money. You know what I mean. I give God thanks and praise that I am not impotent. I am in my prime.

I have not slept with any woman, neither have I had sex for the past six months since I left jail. That means I am really strong right now, and I will not abuse my body any more with sex workers.

I will wait for that lucky Jamaican woman who will experience my passionate loving. I will settle down now with that beautiful Jamaican woman who is waiting for me.

B., U.S.A

Dear B.,

I will not comment on the things you have said. But I am glad you are out of jail and I wish you well.

Pastor