Jackass sey de worl' no level. Jackass sey wen dem set up mirror inna man bathroom dem fe set it propa so man can big up demself.

Jackass has had the opportunity of going into a human bathroom that can be accessed by the public a couple times and he has noticed that, on occasion, a mirror is strategically positioned where those who are tinkling can see their tinkler. Y'know, while they wee they can see with what with which they wee.

Some may not mind the positioning of these mirrors and, truth be told, he has not heard any man complain about it. He is not surprised, though, as unlike women, for men going to the restroom is not a communal affair. Heck, man and man call that the bathroom and the john, not no 'restroom', for they don't go in there to rest and take half-hour to execute a body function that cannot possibly take more than five minutes (hand-washing included).

'Neighbour-hood Watch'

So man and man not going to gather in the bathroom and comment on the positioning of the mirror, much less what is reflected in it - or what is not reflected in it - because man and man don't want people to feel that they have joined a 'Neighbour-hood Watch' programme, if you get what Jackass means.

Now let us make this very clear. Jackass, as you two-footers all know, does not have a problem with measuring up. Heck, many times Jackass feels he needs to shorten down the business to not scare people, if you know what I mean. But he feels that the two-footers are being really short-changed, because he noticed that the mirrors in the bathrooms seem to be made of the reverse of some rear-view mirrors.

You know how some rear-view mirrors have something written on them, that 'objects in this mirror are closer than they appear'? Well, the mirrors in the male bathroom should have an advisory written on them, that 'objects in this mirror are larger than they appear'. Yeah man, that should be there even if it is not true, to make man and man not feel bad about the reflection on their manhood.

mirrors

It is not fair that the people who put in the mirrors should use this glass that actually reduces the size of the tool without saying it. It is unconscionable, just delivering this serious blow to the male ego where it matters most. Jackass can only imagine how many men have walked away from a bathroom with a strategically positioned mirror feeling less of a man than when they walked in.

The same thing actually goes for condoms, but in a reverse way. Jackass has seen where people have extra large condoms on the market for the 'real big men'. But he has a sneaking feeling that the there are a couple factors at work here. One is that the extra large condoms are not that large. And, chances are, the 'regular' condoms are a bit on the small side.

Nuff said. Measure up, all who dare.

Jackass sey de worl' no level. Jackass sey dem fe stop put mirror inna man bathroom whe a reflec' below de wais, cause it a mash up man bad bad.