Bless-up to mi Tambareen Fambily an mi Mix Up an Blenda massive. A how wi hot suh?! A how I ting tun up suh?! We a beat dem bad! A we say 'Laugh, Learn and Grow'. Dat a di motto roun ere.

Awright, a mix up time now:

Hagganeering Sort Out

Hey Raga, big-up yourself and ur staff. Mi jus want to tell u bout a swipe dat me get some years ago.

The man seh when him a swipe im turn into a animal. Him features change an im look like a hungry dog. Wen mi a go fi dah swipe deh mi affi get high, mi drink some Guinness and bun a bighead. So when im come pick me up mi well charge. Fi him swipe nuh normal. Mi seh wen im flick mi in d position wey im want and start is pure pain and pleasure. The pain part come in when im start pull on pon a certain part a mi. Wen im dun wid mi it swell and im haffi give me some cream to rub on it. Bwoy Raga, mi couldn't manage him, plus im sort out did hard. Mi nah lie, me couldn't manage him. Two time wid him and mi cut lef da relationship deh.

Mi Mumma! Woooooiiiieee! If a laugh a kin ova! Noooo sah! First, mi did haffi edit yuh letta an tek out some a di tings dem weh did too hot fi publish inna di STAR. But mek I tell yuh seh mi deh ya a read yuh letta an get turned on! Right ya now mi feel fi a propa-propa sort out. So weh yuh really a say, di bredda change wen him a swipe yuh? Puppa Jeezas! A one 'Incredible Hulk' swiper dat. Mix Up! Big-Up to di man dem wid di 'hungry dawg' swipe. A weak! Go see wen di dawg get bad. Mad! Da bredda deh a guh haad yow, two time him sort yuh out an di way how it GOOD yuh haffi cut. Him sort out a cuss bay badwud! Mad!

Daggering Robbery

Raga, me and a man sort out and we do a lot a things and styles. I give him some of my best styles and him twist me up in a lot of positions that I didn't know. Some of them were very painful but I did not give up.

Before we started to sort out he gave $20,000 to make up my school fee (I attend UWI) and I put the money in my panty drawer. After we finished I went to the bathroom and came out back and we talked while laying down on the bed. He then put on his clothes and we went out to the living room where we listened to the rest of your show. After that he left. Raga, when I went back the money was missing from the drawer. This man claimed he did not take back the money and is getting very upset and saying that me trow away his money. I think he's lying. It was the first time that we sort out.

Of course he's lying! A whole heap a man run dem con deh. Dem smoothly bring up some money argument fi get di woman interested in dashing out dem sinting. Dem pree di ting carefully fi see weh di woman put di money. An afta di woman dem done dash out, di man dem seize any opportunity fi tief back di money. My girl di man con yuh out. Worse lakka how a di first time yuh an him do di tings dem. An yuh know some people a guh say a because yuh sort out pap dung, but dat is not necessarily di case, 'cause some man jus damn tief dem way deh. Be more careful next time.

Reach ragashanti at mixupraga@gmail.com or PO Box 5866, Liguanea PO, Kingston 6.