Bless up to mi Tambareen Fambily an mi Mix Up an Blenda massive. Mi a move straight to di mix up dem.

Raypa Deacon

Hi Raga wah gwaan? ... Mi say Raga a piece a drama gwaan dung a mi church the other day. One a the deacon them, he is always acting all holy and what-not; The deacon married for about two to three years now. And the wife all have siblings and all these things. But Raga yuh nuh know weh him do. The man nuh do a thing but guh rape off him young teenage sister-in-law ... I really dont know where he is at ... Oh and all this went down in east-rural St Andrew!!!!! Big up yuh self raga ... Laugh, learn and grow we say!!!! Tambereen fambily mis seh fi life!!!

Mi jus love how unu a rinse di mix up dem pon di corrupt church people dem. Nuff a dem a straight pap dung hypocrite wen a dem a do di different tings dem. Rinse dem out yes!

Anedda Bunning Drama

Mi sister did de with a man in mi community when she was younger, they were together for a good while. But anyways she had to move to Kingston to live and then went to live in England. Anyways she came back to Jamaica and came back to live with us. So him started coming back around but mi sister never want him because the gal wa him deh with not taking care of the man. Him marga and no look good.

Then something move in the man girl an she go turn Christian, so she want married. But the man had a child with her so he decided to settle with her. Raga give u joke, the man come back again and lord this time him woman find out and cause one big problem. She say him must not come a mi sister yard again. But mi sister check fi him because she would make him carrot juice the way he want it and him soursop juice and make him nice breakfast and him woman no look out for him so. Him woman ago church and she de pan choir and a cuss out mi sister and cuss har out and a call har dutty gal.

Well, if him woman have pickney fi him it naa go so easy fi him lef har. But if a yuh sista him love den him fi jus choose har an done, an mek sure seh him still mind him pickney dem an be a good father. In di meantime, as long as yuh sista naa dis him woman, den shi fi lowe yuh sista an chat to di man wid any problem weh shi have.

Hothead Muma

Arite Raga, big up the mother and daughta inna (di daughta a 20) St Thomas who a tek de same man. The daughta meet the man first and invite him ova and di madda meet him. When the madda go inna di kitchen di daughta and him start sort out only fi di madda come inna di room with a long glass of lemonade and start tek off her clothes and the daughta start run from di sort out and di madda push her wey and sey a big people tings this move out a di way.

Noo sah! Da muma ya a move haad yow. A how shi cold suh? Shi jus tek weh di daggering fram har owna dawta. A di dawta fault though, cause shi mus can defen any instrument weh shi a tek. A wa do some gyal?...a mek dem muma tief dem banana. If I laugh a mus wet up mi lef leg!

One more Caylis Muma

Raga big up mi careless mada who bawl out seh wen shi a tek gyal man shi naw hide an dweet. Raga di amount a man mi see pick har up an drop har aff a nite time an blow up har fone. An now har passport waa renew an dem cyan even gi har one 5bills fi mek up an do it! Raga a mi mada but mi no support di slacknis all shi a get a sortout an vd. Lol a weak!

Yuh muma a gwaan like shi a village mattress. Shi a ghetto bicycle mek everybady a ride har suh? Well, if shi a enjoy har self who are we to judge har. If shi waan dash it out wicked a fi har bizniz. Shi mus know if shi arite wid a whole heap a car a drive pan har road an a mek har pot hole big. Wooooiiieee, cyaan took it!!

Reach Ragashanti at mixupraga@gmail.com or PO Box 5866, Liguanea PO, Kingston 6.