Dear Pastor,

First and foremost, I must congratulate you on the good job that you are doing. My problem is that I'm a 23-year-old mother of one child but my breasts are very big. I feel uncomfortable with it because my body is small. With these huge tits, it makes me feel so uncomfortable and less attractive. Can you assist me, please? I'm awaiting your reply. Thanks.

M.D.

Dear M.D.,

I will send you the name and address of a doctor. He is quite willing to assist women with your type of complaint.

Pastor